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A request from an employee has got the chairman thinking he may have to call in the paramilitaries.
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Noisy pickets outside the office are stressing out Scam’s furry workers but the chairman’s sunny mood remains curiously unimpaired.
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The chairman ponders the role of cocaine abuse in the banking crisis but concludes that the prevailing poor decision-making was caused by mere blatant stupidity
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‘So what about the legacy of Baroness T?’ The chairman made an elaborate play of having something in his eye…
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In advertising terms, sporting figures are ‘campaign gold’. But are Scam’s pockets deep enough?
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After musings about Spectator readers and possible shadow chancellors, the talk turns to the main topic of the week… a six-letter word beginning with ‘B’
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“So what’s this meeting going to cost me?”
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The chairman is unrepentant about that annual charge on child trust funds - and aghast at a new US take on family life.
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Meerkats and child trust funds are the topics of conversation as the chairman of Scam sneaks into the Jupiter investment dinner.
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The chairman is wistful that he no longer has what it takes to devise financial schemes that make the heart and balance sheet soar… which is probably for the best.
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Oxymoronic theories about employee behaviour, such as ‘functional stupidity’, leave the chairman none the wiser about the shortcomings of his workforce.
